Plato is too funny ...

... to do anything about it. I know the Strictly Platonic is supposed to be my next bug thing but I am having too much fun reading this stuff. Let me share a few more with you. On a side note, I didn't get to see Bradley Cooper yesterday. I need to be more vigilant about these premieres. Apparently they give away tickets to the red carpet area around lunch time. Next time I need to get a ticket. Oooh Brad! He is sooooo yummy!

Anyway, here is a good plato called "I'm looking for a boss"
I'm straight, in my late 40s and fed up with my job. I'm in a respectable middle management position and have lots of transferable skills and knowledge. I'd like a change of career and willing to consider ABSOLUTELY anything. I'm sure you know where this is leading...
Anyway, is there anybody out there in a responsible enough position to be able to offer me a job for a trial period (I'll even work for free) or, failing that, let me know of any vacancies available under them?
I expect you're wondering what might be in it for you. Well, apart from me being able to fulfil my duties effectively, you'll be able to treat me differently from other employees. In fact, you'll be able to treat me in ANY way you see fit- the perfect employee.

Of course I'm more than willing to go through the normal recruitment procedures, but you may require extra ones...

Any offers or suggestions gratefully received.

Remark: Seriously, me thinks this boy wants to be bossed around and spanked for being a bad boy

Another one called "Steamy emails/fantasies"
I would like to exchange steamy emails/fantasies with a female possible leading carrying our fantasies out.
I am shock proof and very open-minded, so the more risque the better. Also if your know/into kinky websites( we can share).
A photo of yourself would be nice, so I can visualize what you look like.

P.s Looking to meet the person beforehand

Another one along the same lines "London Girl Wanted for Flirty Emails - m4w - 46"
Looking for a lady preferably 40+ for flirty email exchange during the day, A lady in London would be great but not essential. Am 6' Blonde Blue eyed proffesional. Good fun and looking for a long term email exchange (no meets) Just harmlesss fun between 2 adults, if interested please contact me and let me know how you would see the email flirting progressing from the Craigslist ad :) Please reply I will reply to all messages xx

I am actually tempted to reply to the last one since I do enjoy my flirty emails.
What do you think? See it as exercise for my writing ....

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