Plato who?

Something that has been on my list and could quite be the riskiest one yet is the Strictly Platonic Ads. I know at least one of you is now thinking about Casual Encounters but I won't be doing that. Let's just say I am way too conservative for that. But I could probably answer a strictly platonic ad. It's harmless right? And in the middle of the day amidst plenty of people ... what could possibly go wrong?
From now on I will be scanning the ads to see if there is any one of them that catches my eye. Of course I am obliged to share with you my journey so here goes:

Example 1:
"m 32 had my plans cancelled tonight and looking to take a nice fun outgoing girl to the movies.
it will be my treat, and maybe if we get along can do dinner and who knows what after
lets have fun.
nothing worse then going to the movies alone.
any size age race welcome,
also do send a pic thanks"
Question: Why send the pic? Is it maybe more about the "who knows what after" part than the movie?

Example 2:
"I am a woman in my twenties and I would like to meet a man who is also a Virgin. Tell me about yourself as much as possible, and why you are a Virgin. Pictures would be a bonus. "
Question: Does this qualify as Platonic because you would both be virgins? Me thinks this should go under Casual Encounters

Example 3:
"Today it dawned on me that I was in trouble. I don't have a sickness or anything like that but love a serious piece of chocolate. So, here I am now looking for a friend with similar desires.
I am a married guy looking for a choc loving friend. You may be married, single or inbetween, any age. "
Question: This was titled: Chocology

Example 4:
"hi, just about to start dating a girl. have little to no experience, which she doesn't know. would like someone to practise with (just kissing) with a girl of a similar age to me asap in the NW Ldn area so I don't screw up with the girl I like.. would be willing to pay (see it as a one off tuition lol). honest request, so no bogus replies. pic + maybe even a phone number so I can hear the voice would be useful, will obviously provide likewise too. thanks."
Question: I can't quite decide if this one is perverted or just sweet

I will find a normal one, promise ...

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