Ding Dong Delivery!

Reading is my passion. I live and breathe books. As a result my house is full of books. In fact my biggest worry about moving away from London was how to get my books back. Forget how to find a job, where to live, and other mundane stuff ... my books.
Amazon and me are best buddies. There was a time when I went to library every week but when I started to struggle to find books I wanted to read - I had caught up with the speed in which they got new books - I started to buy books from Amazon. I am even a prime member which means I get my orders the next day. Most of these orders I send to the office just in case they are too big and don't fit through the mail slot. One day I ordered some books on Friday so I had them sent home.
It was a typical Saturday morning. So I stayed in bed until my stomach told me to get out, my hair was a mess, I hadn't seen the inside of the bath tub yet when there was a knock on the door. My books! I opened the door expecting the elderly post man only to see the Amazon Delivery Guy. He deserves the capital letters. Me with my hair standing on end could only look with open mouth.
Y'all understand that from then on every time I had the slightest idea that I was running low on Vitamin E, I had to order something on Amazon for my Saturday dose.
One time I tried to time it so that I was at least showered by the time he showed up. My timing was so on spot that he showed up while I was in the shower. I threw on a large shirt and opened the door dripping water all over the floor. Needless to say it was the first time he said more to me than Hi! and Have a nice day.
Today was that day again. I was in the shower and started daydreaming. This is how that went:
"Morning! You seem to always catch me when I am in the shower or just getting out of the shower." I tell him with a smile. Of course my hair is nice and wet from the shower. It always looks good wet.
He answers, "I do try my best."
"I knew you were trying to get me wet," I say cheekily.
He looks me up and down and says, "Are you?"
With a new found courage that I only have in my fantasies I say, "Why don't you come in and find out?"
Y'all know what happened after that.

In reality what happened was that he got here and said Hi! and after I signed he said Have a nice day and I watched him leave. Sigh!

The reason I am telling you guys this is because I've decided I am going to put him on my List. I'll go get me hair done and wait for him showered, dressed and clean breath (and nice underwear). I will never be able to proposition him but I will tell him what I think and then hopefully he will pick me up and ravish me. Sigh!