They Call Him Mr. Lover 'Cause He Fulfills Dreams

The same rain that made us cancel my nephews birthday, kept Miss SGLIW at home. If you are wondering what SGLIW stand for: Super GoodLooking and Intelligent Woman. Yes y'all they exist.
There I was sitting at home, staring at the clock. To go or not go ... what to do? And if I go, who to go with? Miss SGLIW was rained in.
I tried my cousin but he was still elbow deep in food preparations for Youth Explosion.
Then it hit me: in times of need, who can you always count on?
No people, not superman or spiderman. Family! Always there. So I called my aunt. The one who wants to learn how to ride a Harley Davidson.
We got there at 10:45. I could hear Shaggy wondering if God is a woman. Why he wonders I don't know as I am convinced that God is a woman on the simpel account of why would a man make such weak images of himself? If I was going to create a me, why would I create idiots?
Anyway, I digress. The concert was fantastic! The guy standing in front of me kept looking back at the woman making all kinds of noised behind him. I'm sure he thought standing in the back would reliev him of drooling girls. Ha! My aunt who claimed not to know Shaggy was jumping right beside me, singing same as I was. There we both were dancing about how It wasn't us but if he wanted to we would be happy to break up so we could make up ...

How can one man be such a walking, talking and singing block of sex is beyond my imagination but I combust instantly as soon as I hear him sing the first letter.
I have a theory regarding the difference between Shaggy and Sean Paul. See I believe that they both know how to satisfy a woman. The difference is in the How. Sean Paul will grab you and go all caveman on you. Afterwards you are going to feel all delightfully used and abused. Shaggy on the other hand will take his time. He will carress, explore, and take. Probably get you to do stuff you never thought you were ever going to do. And once you are all liquidy, he will draw you a bath and start all over again.
Me, I prefer the liquid wax .... a lot more satisfying in the long run.

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