A two finger approach

Yesterday I went to a live drawing class. we got there first and helped the teacher set up, then we sat down to watch the others arrive. Boy, when people got in and started to put their own pencils and paint books around them I felt really dumb with my pack of rolled up A2 paper I borrowed from work and my blunt pencil.
Class starts and the model enters the center. We got ourselves a male model. Not hot at all but I was quite surprised until he took of his shorts. I thought, boy, I know I haven't seen a lot of them before but where is it?
Where his manhood is supposed to be, there was a knob. Out of the corners of my eye I saw my friend turn to me but I knew I couldn't look at her because we would both start laughing. We won't be the first one to laugh at him, I am sure, but we're grown ups. It's just not done. Besides no one else seemed to have a problem with the lack of male genitalia.
You know I am now wondering all kinds of things. Like when you go down at this boy you are sure not to have any problems with gagging reflexes as it probably won't even get passed your front teeth. Then I thought he might be really cold but honestly it was not cold in that room at all. What had me worried thought through this whole thing was, peeing for him must be a two finger affair.

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