How ghetto can you make a wedding?

One of my colleagues girlfriend decided that they needed to get married. In and on itself, not a problem ... more power to them, right? Except ... the party. Let me explain to you guys how this party is going to go.
- Every invited guest gets a band, you know like those that you get when you go in a club. With that band you can get 2 free drinks and 1 snack. Anything over that you have to pay for
- An uninvited guest, of which there are many as no one likes this girl, has to pay for everything even tap water.
- The song that will be played as the bride walks down the aisle is that years road march.

After hearing all of that, do you know what my reaction was: Maybe you should have a jukebox instead of a DJ as then you can keep the quarters people will throw in.

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