Dark Places and the Looney Bin

It is going to be one of those again where I let the thoughts roll without any clue what is going to come out of my fingers. My weekend was pretty non-adventurous. No partying no movies nothing. Although flirting with the movie manager is quite entertaining, I still didn't feel like paying $6,75 for anything that was playing right now so what would be my reason for hanging out at the Megaplex?
So which one of you have ever taken a picture of their own noonchie? Well darn. I guess that is what I am talking about today. I tried to do it because I wanted to know what it looks like when someone else is looking at it. Trying is the important word in that sentence since I couldn't get it done. The picture kept coming out black. Now is that because it is really dark down there or was I constantly taking a picture of my black dress? I don't know because after three tries it just felt silly so I stopped. And now besides feeling silly I am wondering if I just lost my mind completely. Who does these things that I do? Lunatics that is who!

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