Job Posted: Secretary Needed to Avoid Men Confusion
I need a secretary. I am having problems keeping all the men separated. I'm like a kid in the candy store except for one thing: I don't want the candy that wants me. This is a discussion for another time. In the meantime let me tell you about all the candidates. We got Spiderman: he's been there since before the Big O so I can't fault him for not noticing me when I was big like a brick house. Up until last week he was my solid candidate. No sparks from my side but a potential why-not. Like when 50 hits and I am still single, I will take him up on his offer. Funny story happened last week. Going through some papers at work I accidentally uncovered that Mr. Spiderman is registered as living together with his partner. Yes, you read correctly, he has a partner. This man who has propositioned me to gift myself to him on his birthday has a partner. This information I uncovered is already a year old but that is still after he made his intentions known. He is on holidays at th...