Shaves for free

It's done. The operation is done. The day of the operation and those after that I was determined that my first post was going to be about the awful days after. The pain, the discomfort that no one talks about. But now I think it is just like having babies, you remember the pain but everything else is more important. The day before the operation, the nurse came to me and told me that I needed to get shaved. Sure, no problem. She told one of the junior nurses to shave me from below the breast to shorts level. At the time it seemed strange but hey they know what they are doing right? So I closed my eyes and pulled up my dress. The poor nurse started shaving, down in all the cracks, pushing things aside up and under. The curtains were blowing in the wind and I could feel the breeze, whilst praying that no one walks by to enjoy the show. The nurse was busy in my nether regions going up and under and getting the cracks good, when the chief nurse popped in. She looked on for a few seconds and then asked very politely what the nurse was doing? Nurse jr. explained that she was shaving me for the operation. But why are you shaving her p****? Nurse jr. did not know, all she knew was that they told her to shave me that way. After all that, it turned out that I only needed to be shaved from below the belt to the waste. Extra shave?

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